Porn Twin

When you are watching porn and the guy (or girl) looks exactly like you. Also see Porn Double.

Guy 1:"Dude, I was watching porn, and I swear I saw my porn twin!"
Guy 2:"Dude, that's creepy as shit."

by batman95 January 16, 2010

jaw porn

The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson.

"i love his profile…without his classic roman god profile there would be no jaw porn!"

by nattuggla90 June 22, 2009

porn war

n. A conflict in which the goal is to find the worst possible pornographic images or videos to send to ones enemies or husband.

I lost the battle after Andrew sent me to www.lemonparty.org. I haven't lost the porn war, but I do have to bleach my eyes.

by Bug Dougless May 5, 2006

Elder Porn

Any thing or person that in it’s youth was sensually compelling, but with age has become repulsively old. Centerfold models, now elephant skinned octogenarians and wine, especially expensive and highly rated wine that you personnaly paid lots of money for, which is well past drinkability are examples of elder porn. An originally expensive tech tool that you showed off to your friends, but was quickly eclipsed and is now old and embarrassing to be seen with.

Despite its high rating by Parker and the Wine Spectator, the 1984 Ol’ Puss Won is today little more than elder porn. I paid $300 for that wine and let it rot in my cellar.

by navadude July 8, 2010

eye porn

A direct form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an infatuation with the look of ones eyes.

I was getting dome from the blonde girl down the hall and was having trouble cumming, she looked up at me with those beautiful blue eyes and I instantly came due to her eye porn.

by wesfx September 23, 2011

courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.

I usually watch courtesy porn at work.

by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008

porn with the sound on

Another way of saying you have the place to yourself.

Guy 1: What you doing tonight man?

Guy 2: Well, girlfriend is busy and my parents went away for the weekend.

Guy 1: Nice. So porn with the sound on?

Guy 2: Porn with the sound on.

by TheBald January 6, 2011