Porked

In a difficult situation

“I have no idea what to do… I’m so porked

by moose ears April 2, 2024

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013

pork park

Slang term for a vagina.

I put my sausage in her pork park

by DJ.C April 24, 2011

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

pork

pork the flesh of a pig used as food you know pork fried rice come on this is easy

customer: can i get some pork fried rice and half a chicken.
cashier: is this for here or to go.

by Zack Mcmaster June 5, 2018

Pork pack

A video surfaced of otis smoking on that pork pack surfaced in toledo jbeast with the commentary exclaims “ ayo bro really smoking onna frank, he smoking on that pork pack”

Yo bro you smoking on that pork pack from ohio son

by crisyueng June 6, 2023

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019