politicHo 

A political operative who is paid to do something they would not do under any other circumstances.

Did you see that politician who showed up at the debate with his politicHo as if she would ever actually date him.

politicHo by CapitalGPodcast November 9, 2023

unparty politic 

unparty politics is someone who refuses to define themselves as republican or democrat. they agree that both parties are representative of a classist, elitist ruling class.

someone who's an unparty politic believes that bush and kerry are pretty much the same guy in different packaging.

unparty politic by unparty November 27, 2006

Facebook Politician 

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."

Facebook Politician by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Perfect Political Representatives 

Perfect political representatives ask their constituents what they need and want him or her to do ‘for them’ in the legislative body, list those things in order of popularity, and post those requests on their website. Before voting on a bill or proposing one to the legislative body, they ask their constituents to vote on them, post the total tabulated votes, and based on those figures vote for or against a bill or present or do not present a new bill to the legislature. Excluding anything strategic, they also webcast live what they say and do as candidates and as elected political representatives.

Perfect political representatives only exist in novels.

Perfect Political Representatives by but for January 20, 2018

Predicated Political Predator 

A person, regardless of where their beliefs in politics land, left, right and possibly center; predicate their political beliefs before their personalities and before speaking with their hearts. Will also ruin people's lives and/or careers assuming they (the person whose lives and/or careers are being ruined) do not share the same opinions they have.

Jerry was mad at the general state of people nowadays, what with a good number of them being Predicated Political Predators.

Predicated Political Predator by Kola17_97 June 4, 2019

Tantrum Politicizing 

Tantrum Politics

When a person lashes out about an issue and when asked if they could define it, they are unable to do so. Their action is therefore tantrum politicizing.

Tantrum Politicizing by Sasulka June 6, 2020

Instagram Politician 

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems

Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.

Instagram Politician by HelpMelton October 13, 2020