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pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.
Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!
by Goohlevich April 7, 2016
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Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.
Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!
by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015
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pole milk

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018
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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.
"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."
by Kind Cruelty November 20, 2021
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Privilege Pole

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.
by imhypershadow July 18, 2018
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