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light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
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Sacred Totem Pole

A. The Penis

B. An activity mainly men watch and want women to not nag or question about it
A. Rita: Boy, could you go harder, Ricky?

Ricky: Sorry Rita. You have to respect The Sacred Totem Pole

B. Husband: Honey, I have to watch the Football Game!

Nagging Wife: Why do you HAVE to watch the game?

Husband: Cuz, The game is my sacred totem pole!
by RhonaldMcFondled September 13, 2010
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butt pole

A large, 3-6cm wide pole that is inserted into the rectal area. The length of this pole varies according to the size/depth of the rectal cavity. Typically used with and or by a partner for maximum penetration. Most commonly used by closeted straight men, many of whom you likely know well.
John picked up a hooker to try out his new 11 inch butt pole after his wife turned down the idea.
by Likemadick July 7, 2023
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the pole

A man used for pole dancing. Especially in cyber chat rooms.
Wrapping your legs around The pole is best if "The Pole" is played by a hot sexy male as in JanieLover.
by TiramiSue December 14, 2008
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child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.
Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick
by shtifICare March 31, 2016
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dada poles

Architectural columns that are too small relative to the size of a front porch; toothpick-like unadorned porch columns; baby pieces of wood holding up the world.
They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
by David Mann June 7, 2024
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man's pole

you : damn , Michelle got a fat ass
me : imagine what that will do on a man's pole
by daprisman_togi May 5, 2022
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