Occupied Peeing

Peeing as loud as possible so that people outside waiting will hear it and not knock.

I heard someone outside of the bathroom, so I used occupied peeing to make my presence known.

by Ducit May 28, 2015

Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.

Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.

by So Chill December 22, 2015

Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun

OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!

by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019

Lee Pee

Can be used however you want.

Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...

by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019

Pee Dilly

What a penis is called when being implanted on a person without a penis

Hi, im james, we are at riley’s hospital for children, today i will be getting a phalidiloplasty, otherwise known as a pee dilly implant

by Funnyclock301956 June 8, 2019

Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it

Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee

by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018