Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005

parker

some one who wears designer jeans, aviator sunglasses, skateboarder hats and tight shirts with v-necks on them with vans skateboarding shoes

Kids on MTV dress like parkers.

by ManStyle December 17, 2008

Parked

To be kept waiting for a long period of time.

I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.

by MikeSpace November 13, 2007

Paraskevi

This is how we call traitors and liars. It is also used for those who hit people with doors. Finally it's used for those who lose the measure of the joke

I can't believe that you said everything to Andrew.. You are such a "paraskevi"

by Ssstt December 19, 2019

Lovely Parakeets

A great set of tits.

She has a lovely parakeets.

by DTRAIN March 28, 2005

Parapendicular

Giving the illusion of being perpendicular.

Joe made a mistake of assuming the parapendicular lines were in fact perpendicular, causing him to only earn a C- on his geometry exam.

by Ladderwalker February 4, 2009