Music Orgasm

Music and orgasms are linked, you can't have one without the other.

I just had a music orgasm while listening to jazz. Paolo Fresu makes absolutely the entirety of the word have a music orgasm at the exact same time

by hiehieihe March 20, 2022

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Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023

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Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.

Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.

by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022

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Male orgasm

Male orgasm is like an anti climax, disappointing and mild. Sometimes I question if the male orgasm exists. The male orgasm is still up to debate since it’s so anti climactic.

Male orgasm: Dude I had such a anti climax last night
You got to get that checked out

by Gordon is here hahahahha October 29, 2022

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firework orgasm

When food is so good it causes a firework orgasm.

When the eggs and rice are fluffy, the bacon is salty, cheese is cheesing. And the hot sauce is orgasmic you say this

“That food was so good man, all the flavours are a firework orgasm”

by JadeOral May 21, 2024

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Orgasm

To reach the highest point in sex

Jake invited Olivia over to his house. His parents were out of town. He looked at her giant boobs and she knew what he wanted. They both got onto the bed and Jake started kissing her. Jake time off her clothes and Olivia did the same. She stared at his 12" cock and couldn't believe what she saw. He start by kissing her tits and he slowly moved down her body. He then reached her vagina and started to suck. He bit her vagina and sucked it hard. She moaned. " Mmmm ahhh -- uhhgg..- MMM -" She decided to return the favor by slowing sucking his cock. Later Jake put his massive 12" cock into her vagina and kissed her very passionately. "HARDER!! I want all of you inside me babe!!!" She screamed. "Ahhhh mmmmm uhggggh ahh" *moan* "HARDER DADDY" she said. Jake went as hard as he could and he fucked her HARD. Jake went on top of her and started to shove his cock in and out of her vagina. She then orgasmed. They did this for about 2 hours and Olivia had then orgasmed at least 15 times. Jake's bed was covered in cum and semen. She then orgasmed for 5 minutes while Jake shoved his cock in and out of her vagina. "HARDER DADDY" she screamed *moan* *moan* AHHHHHHH mmmmm uhggggh!!! They both got tired and fell asleep in that position. (Jake's cock in Olivia's vagina)

by s3xy-b3d_h34d - April 8, 2022

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