Bob Onminob

A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.

- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"

by STND March 11, 2009

Coppin Bobs

Gettin head, a dome shot, a blow job, gettin sucked off

"I was just layin back, watchin tv, coppin bobs when Nicky came over last night"

by Andrew Kav November 18, 2009

Bob and Duke

When she or he is on all fours, slobbing and bobbing ravenously on your engorged, rigid knob all while they simultaneously drop a long, juicy turd that lands on the floor with a notable soft thud.

I can’t help but bust a thick nut every time she does the Bob and Duke.

We couldn’t make it back to the hotel room so we did a Bob and Duke in the fire escape.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Bob Damn

A phrase some Christian teens and children use in place of "Goddam," because they don't want to use God's name in vain. Some non-Christians (or Christians who use God's name in vain) use "Bob damn" when their friend's who don't use God's name in vain lecture them on saying "Goddam."

Derryc: "Hey, man, we have a test in Mrs. F's class. Did you study???
Erryc: "What...???!!! Ughhh!!! Bob damn you, Mrs. F!!!

Kyra: "Goddam!!! I just got mascara in my eye!!!"
Myra: "Heyyy..."
Kyra: "Oh, sorry, M. I meant, Bob damn!!!"

by C-C-Caitlin March 26, 2008

Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

by TXarno February 4, 2019

Fuzzle Bob

(n.) 1. Director, producer, actor, and creator of the short webisode series known as "Mitchell the Intergalactic Space Traveler."

2. The Patron Saint of Cookie Breaks

(v.) To try to break free of a confined space, especially in an erratic or frenzied manner.

Did you see Ryan trying to bust out of the van?!
Yeah he was being a total Fuzzle Bob!

by Cracker Mac December 6, 2010

Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.

Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019