Thick biscuit

A tall skinny girl who is slim thick or in a girl named halis case she's thick slim thick she got a booty
I thick she pretty thick

YO YOU THICK SLIM THICK LIKE A THICK BISCUIT

by Slim thick hal May 19, 2018

biscuit town

A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.

"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence

by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

disco biscuit

An electronic jam band originating in Philadelphia, Pa. The band was neither named after ecstasy nor was it named after what the term disco biscuit is slang for. The term disco biscuit is slang for a roofie, lude, or barbituate. It has NEVER been used by anyone as a term for ecstasy. Thank you. People often call The Disco Biscuits. The biscuits. Bisco is another term that encompasses the scene.

Bisco has gone down hill ever since 2001.
The biscuits blew up the electric factory last night.
The disco biscuits are a jam band like phish, but with an electronic vibe and more floyd and zappa influence.

by Big Bird the Bird September 13, 2005

Sugar Biscuit

An amazing person. A good friend. Someone who loves her Cheesecake :

I love my Sugar Biscuit!

by Shelbizzle. :] January 22, 2009

Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009