trouser monster

See penis

My trouser monster is getting all worked up...

by bdabbs March 23, 2004

Duel Monsters Hangout

A financially powerful message board that sells thongs to horny anime-loving teens.

1. I play Duel Monsters.
2. I play Duel Monsters while getting laid.
3. I play Duel Monsters while trying on womens' thongs.

by Har January 18, 2004

telly monster

Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.

Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.

by Chantell September 16, 2007

Sludge Monster Slut

A girl who is fat and ugly wears a gross way to short for her fat thighs dress to go to a party. SMS is used when around the actual slut.

Raquel: Did you see Brandi's dress?!
Laquisha: Ew yes what a sludge monster slut!!!!

by Michelle Bacardi August 22, 2008

Yellow Monster

man/monster dressed as Bert from sesame street. u will find if u good "weird random" on google images. he will find u. he will kill u.

"Hope walked into the bathroom stall and Yellow Monster was waiting for her"

by yellow monster May 1, 2014

Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!

by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009

Franky The Mobster

Professional Wrestler from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, dubbed to be from Milan, Italy. Is reknown for his charisma, his ability to work a crowd, and his hilarious comedy antics. Can also wrestle very well. Currently performs in nCw, IWS (both being Montreal-based wresting promotions), and CZW. Many who have seen him wrestle would see a spot for him in RoH, or even WWE.

Fan: Get the f*ck out, Franky!
FTM: You have boobs!
Fan: *dumbfounded*

by Da Mark August 14, 2005