Mexican Saulder

Aka duct tape. It's silver and it holds stuff together, even on old VW bugs.

He fixed the rearview mirror with mexican saulder.

by me December 27, 2003

mexican tumbleweed

The act of shaving your genitals then glueing the hair to your partners genitals with your cum.

Yo john lemme give you a Mexican tumbleweed
I gave Lucy a Mexican tumbleweed last night

by Sexy Finnish guy June 26, 2017

Mexican Skydiver

When you take a flying leap onto a girl laying a bed after eating tacos with the intention of achieving high-velocity penetration. This is done while a panel of judges wearing sombreros onlooks and scores the jumper on a 10-point scale.

Guy 1: "Yeah dude, we went to taco bell then I pulled a Mexican Skydiver"
Guy 2: "I could go for some Taco bell right now"

by Joe the Pro February 22, 2010

mexican cousin

a Mexican liquor distilled from the fermented sap of an agave; tequila.

I wanna kiss my mexican cousin once again

by Petabread July 18, 2006

Mexican Ambulance

The back of a pickup truck, or a wheel barrel.

"Diago has eaten too many burritos, we have to call a mexican ambulance!"
"Yes ese, I'll get Sanchez's pickup truck."

by Zaunji September 28, 2008

Mexican Waffle

The act of shitting in someone's hide-a-bed and folding it back up.

"That nigga shit in my hide-a-bed and called it a mexican waffle! What a bag of douche!"

by That'sWhatSheSaid101 June 3, 2014

mexican lust

A fucking hot grown Mexican lady(mexicanlust.com)who i would like to fuck so bad,man ill rock her pussy to sleep,and divide her to thick bubble cheecks into half wit my fat 7-inch cock,all make her moan so load,all of Mexico will hear her.Damn,Mexican grow women ar so fucking hot.

Bob:Dude, i saw Mexican Lust last night on TV,and i nearlly cummed just from her sight.

Scott:Really,do u have a pic??

Bob:Yea sure,here.

Scott:HHHOOLLYY SHHIT!!!!!!will u please excuse me for a second?

(Quietly but exictedly Scott walks to the other room and nearly cums all over the place.)

Bob:AWW,u got some one my face!

by Boss Playa May 27, 2006