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dirty megan 

When your girl leaves a snail trail on the floor on the way to cleaning up the after math of sexy time.
I was exhausted after those 4 long minutes of intercourse...making my way to the bathroom I slipped in a dirty megan.
dirty megan by DVS_MAGGOT March 25, 2020

mechanic/ changing the oil 

The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil

Kurtis and Megan

If you have a "Kurtis and Megan" relationship this clearly means you have been though it all. the good, the bad and the down right ugly. Alone Kurtis and Megan can be stubborn hard headed people who are both stunningly attractive and have strong personalities. they refuse to take crap from anyone and will not only stand up for them selves but for others when need be. together these two are a power couple. their heads may clash but in the end they know they rather be together than alone. perfectally perfect for each other these two are God's definition of best friends. they talk for hours about nothing...sometimes even make cat noises at each other, it doesn't matter what the situation is they always make it fun. two peas in a pod that come together to make one great bean. all megans are lost with out their kurtis'. true love incarnate, these two need to stay together through the test of time and show that true love does exist.
Megan: Hey Kurt!
Kurtis : meow!
Megan: awwww :) come here so i can rub ur ears!

Megan: Kurtis! :) i just wanted to let you know that I love you dearly and feel so blessed to have you apart of my life. without you at my side i question whether life is worth living but every time i see you i am reminded yes life goes on...always be my best friend...and lover?

Kurtis: I wouldn't miss it for the world...i love you too so much Megan! :)

Kurtis and Megan are perfect lovers

Mechanicsville 

Mechanicsville, VA. This is a country town that is rapidly expanding into Richmond. We used to be a primarily rural community, until Italian's from Jersey like me moved in and defiled the town. Now there are cars everywhere, and the roads aren't big enough to accomodate the growing population. Our only sources of entertainment in the ville are an AMF bowling ring and skate america. A couple redeeming quality's about mechanicsville are that you can buy drugs quite easily and cigarettes are the cheapest in the USA. Most of the people you speak to will say they want to get out of mechanicsville. It is not a land of opportunity, but a land of uneducated blue collar rednecks. Your employment options are either working at walmart, government jobs, or in a school. Our average income is something like 30,000 a year. It is nearly impossible to find yourself a women for the night unless if you travel down to the midway by Lee Davis, but most of the women there are 30+. Midway is our only adult source of entertainment, besides the endless amount of restaurants you see, which is why you see a lot of fat bastards walking around. Basically, if you stick around Mechanicsville, you will observe it's own decay, as I have in the past 10 years I've lived here.

You are surrounded by fat bastards, boredom, drugs, no women, and no source of entertainment. And worst all, Aunt Susan's cat giving birth to 3 kittens makes the front page.
1. It is beyond me why you would want to live in Mechanicsville. There is nothing going on but fat bastards and low paying jobs. And with the moulinyans spreading in from richmond the property values are going to plummet.

2. Fatass Redneck: So what are you doing tonight Buba Smith? Other drunk redneck: I don't know... let's go up to leroys barn and play with his chainsaws and fuck a couple cows up at west point.

mechanic 

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
mechanic by Baseologist July 3, 2003

megan butler 

The village bike

The First choice of any drunk male

Has had my beefsocks than any one else known
Mat <i>You drunk?</i>
Jay <i>Not Really.</i>
Mat <i>Megan Butler looking fit?</i>
Jay <i>Yeah</i>
Mat <i>Pissed?</i>
Jay <i>Definatly</i>
megan butler by Jay 2 da Tee December 14, 2008