Mario

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

by stovO33 April 02, 2024

Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Mario

Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.

Look its ugly Mario

by CarMan115 March 14, 2022

Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 05, 2024

Mario

A fat ass who is a real pain in the ass and is always there when you don't want him to. He is super annoying at his worst. He loves to play the most modern games like overwatch and fortnite but is always super bad at them and rages for any little thing that happens. he is almost always seen in a green sweater

Oh my god annouing mario is here.

by resbect May 16, 2018

Mario

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Mario

by mojitronix January 04, 2022

Mario

A man that doesn’t know what he wants or how stupid he is. All he knows is to say bullshit things and not even know how moronic they sound.

He is Mario. I’m so done talking to him.

by April 20, 2023