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mannerable

a rediculously stupid way of saying "well mannered"
coined by Shameika Dunn, a small woman known for her resemblance to the platypus
He is really very mannerable.
by Jessica Robinson February 13, 2004
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The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".
- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."
by The Inventor of April 29, 2011
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Manny wood

Sometimes confused as the town new LA Dodger Manny Ramirez now plays for (a extremely witty version of "Hollywood"), it is quite literally Manny's wood, an allusion to Manny's penis, albeit small, and often resulting in humorous, misunderstood conversational exchanges with idiotic Dodger fans.
Eric: I wish I was in Manny wood right now!
Jeremy: Wait... what??
Eric: You know, the new Hollywood!
Jeremy: That doesn't even make sense. Do you even know what wood is?
Eric: Uhh, like from trees...
Jeremy: You ever heard of morning wood or anything?
Eric: Um no.
Jeremy: ...
by Godfather329 February 18, 2009
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Manning

Commonly used in Melbourne, Australia.
A Manning refers to a man whose sexual orientation is unknown. Most likely derives from ' man-thing ', slang for a transvestite.
" Gus is quite the manning. Never seen him on a date or talking about girls ".

" At parties I like playing the role of manning. It keeps the crowd guessing ".
by Richard Hadlee December 17, 2003
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mannequinism

a spate of people whose bodies are unhealthily under-weight for one's own benefit
Stop mannequinism from spreading to our posterity.
by Feilisha May 15, 2005
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Mannes School of Music

located on 150 W 85th St.; a conservatory of music attended by musicians who did not get into Eastman, Julliard, or MSM; population consists mostly of Asians and pretentious teachers and students professing a love for the academia of music over the music itself
The homeless violinist, while playing for thankless travellers on the A train remembered his glory days at the Mannes School of Music.
by Chaseface April 23, 2005
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Peyton Manning Syndrome

1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs.

2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way.

3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.
1. Peyton Manning.
2. Archie Manning.
3. And little Ely Manning.
by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005
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