Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

Foot Locker

A store that sells clothing and shoes, and is frequented mainly by people into hip hop culture. So in other words, 90% of the people that you are going to see there are either black, hyspanic, or wiggers. Occasionally you will see others in there, but that's mainly who you are going to see in Foot Locker.

Foot Locker also owns Kid's Foot Locker, Lady Foot Locker, Champ's Sports, and Footaction.

Brandon is into hip hop culture, so he shops at Foot Locker.

by Jnelsonmarka September 30, 2006

Locked pussy

A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.

I ran across another locked pussy.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

chase licks gooch

chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.

"dude, i heard chase licks mad gooch in his free time."

by Steven Allbright April 13, 2005

Lock Legion

A Flash group based in wordNewgrounds/word made as a joke and only created to annoy and anger people, but was taken over by a persona that was banned from the wordClock Crew/word website.

Man those Lock Legion people stunk up the portal

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008