Wuvit's Law

Any lengthy conversation will inevitably lead to Donald Trump being mentioned.

"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"

"Wuvit's Law, not cool"

Wuvit's Law by FourFire June 20, 2017

Wesselink's Law

The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.

Dude, he said we would be done three run throughs ago, I guess that's wesselink's law for you.

Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017

Hoffman's Law 

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

Hoffman's Law by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

Drew's Law 

Drew's Law states that you're only allowed to date or hookup with someone within 1 grade level in high school. For example;

Freshman can only hookup with other freshman, or sophomores
Sophomores can only hookup with freshman and juniors
Juniors can only hookup with sophomores and seniors
Seniors can only hookup with juniors or seniors

Exception: If the person was held back a year, then their grade level counts for one above

Drew: Hey did you see that Alanna (a sophomore) hooked up with a senior?

Paxton: She's a sophomore with a senior? That violates Drew's Law, I thought she was with Ben?

Drew: Not anymore

Drew's Law by DrewTheGod October 22, 2018

Newton's Second Law of Motion 

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola

Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA

Newton's Second Law of Motion by Thereallola November 14, 2018

husband in Law

The guy who hooks up with your exwife

I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone

husband in Law by Suka may korncob January 3, 2019

Syndrome's Law 

The viewpoint that, if every individual item can be defined as , then none of them do.
The term comes from the 2004 Pixar film "The Incredibles", wherein the main antagonist, Buddy "Syndrome" Pine, states,
"... when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super, no one will be."

"If every character is broken and overpowered, then none of them are"
That's what's referred to as "Syndrome's Law"

Syndrome's Law by JKPwnage January 19, 2019