Jonahcide

When a teenager is constantly being picked on (by friends) and it starts to get to their head, something changes. This change is that they start wanting to kill everyone in their path. If they were serious about it, this would be called, "Genocide." However, usually they just need to imagine killing everybody and maybe tell one friend so it is called, "Jonahcide".

Person 1: Why is everyone picking on me

Friend: That's how its always been

Person 1: It's so annoying and unfair
Friend: yo dude calm down, this never bothered you before
Person 1: Idk bro, its really getting to me. I'm ready to commit a major Jonahcide.

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!

Jonah has a big ol' cock

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

Jona

Jona is a really outgoing and kind person, she likes to have a lot of friends and she respects them. Jona loves her family and hates school but her favorite thing about it is that her friends are there. Jona is usually a single Pringle and she’s proud of that. Jona is also very loud and outgoing.

Lou: We’re missing someone... it’s to quiet.
Ryan: I don’t know.
Lou: oh! I got it! Jona is gone.

by MakeSomeoneSmileToday February 17, 2019

Jenasee

Jenasee is a perfect flower that god gave us, she very beautiful on everyday, never ugly on her worst days. When she tells you that she loves you she means it!! Her love is so damn beautiful!! But know this if you get on her bad side!!! I’m just telling you to run aye I’m just joke You actually should go give her a hug ,tell her that she beautiful and looks a Princess because she Deserve it! She very funny omg laugh is so pretty! She very Goofy but that’s the best part about her! She very freaky like fr ;) (My turn) baby I miss you

Jenasee is Princess!!

by It’syoubaby June 24, 2019