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Snurky Jerky

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.
Guy 1: Dude, why were you holding your penis last night in bed? Did you have a snurky jerky?
Guy 2: A snurky jerky?
Guy 1: A snurky jerky
by Expand rawr July 29, 2017
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BlueyCapsules Jeremy Fitzgerald

Jeremy Fitzgerald is a main character in BlueyCapsules. He is a young high school dropout working the dayshift (now nightshift) at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Though he's been through hell and back in his short life, Jeremy is a contagiously cheerful individual with a totally radical outlook on everything. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. However, he isn’t stupid -- thanks to his seasoned street smarts, Jeremy knows a bad apple when he sees one, and he has his doubts when it comes to a select few. He is dating Fritz Smith.

Appearance: Jeremy Fitzgerald has red wristbands on both of his wrists, a orange sleeveless shirt, purple pants, a purple hoodie tied around his waist, a necklace with a rock shaped like a tooth tied on it, orange socks, yellowish-white and green Nike shoes, a red cap with Toy Freddy's face on the back (he wears it sideways) blonde hair, and gold eyes.

Age: 18
Height: 5'7
Status: Alive
Birthday: April 20th
by BillyLipThe2nd September 28, 2022
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skin your beef jerky

1. shut up

This rather graphic phrase literally tells men to go a "skin their penis" but in essence, it is a way of telling someone to shut up by moving on to do something else. This particular phrase is great to use against misogynistic remarks from men, as a man would fear having to perform surgery on his own genitals.
guy: Buy high sell low.

girl: I know how the stock- market works. Why don't you skin your beef jerky? I'm tired of your mansplaining.
by Boo Sadley February 23, 2021
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Ranch with a side of beef jerky

When a girl is starving for cum and dick and eats both
Damn I really want ranch with a side of beef jerky
by Tom 123422 May 7, 2020
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Jeremy

A nigga damn near 30 still aspiring to be a rapper. Can't flip bricks, but flips burgers. Can often be found getting high or handing out his mix tapes to innocent, undeserving people in convenient store parking lots.
Please don't do it Jeremy, she doesn't deserve your mix tape!
by LL Cool girl September 24, 2016
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Jeremy

A biblical name short for Jeremiah. Its a name given at birth by the size of the penis, if it has a larger penis then average, the name will be jeremiah, and if its small it will be jeremy.
Ohhh jeremy this is too small
by Iam JEBUS! September 26, 2010
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jerkymon

Jay played jerkymon all day
by Astartes889 June 11, 2006
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