Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

beer can wind chime

A badass bitch living on the Upper East Side of New York City.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.

by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025

Meerkats in the wind

A group of boys who simultaneously turn their heads at the sound of a loud exhaust. Seen in groups of six these meerkats divert their attention from Clash Royale to Cars instead.

"We're like meerkats in the wind the way we look at that VL turbo" - Logan Martin

by Village Chief August 19, 2025

Wind-slapper

A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag

"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."

by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025

The wind

A term that refers to when something is weird or odd in a piece of media, but it is dismissed.

Must've been the wind

by Feeds2121 September 4, 2025

West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.

1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”

by MamaToot September 10, 2025

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025