Silver Surfing

When a man's gooch is lightly tickled by an older man's gray mustache.

I prefer the company of a young female, but I can't resist the opportunity to do some silver surfing!

by Carp72081 April 4, 2017

It’s Silver

“It is the combination of seeing and feeling the various pigmentations of life and all it’s qualities that bring you to a high that is hard to come down from. But when you do come down from this high you feel euphoria that is extraterrestrial.” (For “it” or “one” to be silver first they must have Griffith feeling and Jamifying experience)

This MugShot urinal is cool, it’s silver.

by Captain James Griff May 26, 2024

Silver Surfing

The sexual attraction to a person considerably older than you.

Usually has silver/gray hair.

"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."

"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."

"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."

by Panduhmonium March 18, 2016

Silver Tsunami

When the amount of elderly people is noticeably higher than the amount of teenagers and children.

John: Yeah dude, there’s like no youth at my church, it’s all grandmas and grandpas.
Mike: Well bro, seems like there’s a silver tsunami in your church.

or

Aidin: There’s so many older people in this nursing home. It’s so sad.
Paul: I think what’s even more sad is the silver tsunami that hit us.

by S0lari0us June 19, 2023

silver qwerty crown

what you get when you make 25 qwerty definitions

person 1 i got the silver qwerty crown
person 2 step 2 of 4 to being a loser
person 1 starts going for gold

by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022