Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull

Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?

by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019

Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 03, 2023

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 02, 2025

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle April 14, 2018

Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”

by Dick pickle April 14, 2018

chinook wind

The act of a person (usually make) farting on the genitalia of a female, creating a 'warm wind' blowing from his 'rocky mountains' and giving warmth to her 'high plains valleys'

My girl was cold so I warned her up a bit with some Chinook Wind

by Masturgates September 25, 2019