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Neo-Humanism 

AKA Meyu Hineymern.

Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.

2.) Perception is everything.

3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.

4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.

5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.

6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.

7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?

8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.

9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.

10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.

11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.

12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.

13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
I follow these rules and in doing so am a Neo-Humanist.
Neo-Humanism by Black Candles November 27, 2004
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Human CentiPad 

An Apple product that is part human, part centipede, part web browser, and part e-mailing device. Unveiled by Steve Jobs on "South Park" Season 15 Episode 1. Usually made of people who don't read the terms and conditions on iTunes.
Bro: "What's up, Dogg?"
Dogg: "Not too much, Bro. Where's Guy?"
Bro: "Ah, he caught a bad break. He didn't read the terms and conditions when he downloaded Justin Bieber's latest song off iTunes and accidentally agreed to be part of a Human CentiPad."
Dogg: "Ouch, that's a tough break. I've got to say though, he sort of deserves it for listening to The Bieb. That guy blows something awful."
Bro: "Yeah, totally, what a chode."
Human CentiPad by Nicholas D May 21, 2011

human condom 

A woman(possible a male) who's only value to others is to be fucked. These people are to be treated like a condom. The penis is inserted into an orifice, ejaculation occurs, then the penis is removed and the woman is discarded. Just like a condom.

An objectified woman, who doesn't realize that she's been objectified.

A woman of little or no value.

*Note a human condom will not offer protection against child birth and stds.
Patricia is such a human condom. I used her last night and threw her ass out before I went to sleep.
human condom by Scotters August 13, 2007
The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
Many humans fear death.
human by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004

milky tears of human love 

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"
Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!
human error by n008a April 12, 2009

human bowling 

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing
man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome
human bowling by your my bitch August 31, 2005