Hockey

Rich white person sport

Hockey is a sport for white rich males

by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022

hockey boy

rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy

geez that hockey boy is rlly cute

by the mom of the world January 18, 2022

Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022

Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

Hockey Bro

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

Hocker

Verb: the act of purposely closing ones throat and violently forcing air out of the lungs to remove phlegm balls.

I've had a cold for two weeks now and my lungs are filled with icky mucus. I've had to Hocker many times to get the phlegm balls out

by The cow Hunter February 25, 2022

hockey

a very canadian sport where big men slap a piece of rubber that slightly resembles an oreo with carbon fiber sticks while they have knives strapped to their feet and punch each other in an attempt to win a large hunk of silver.

person 1: wanna watch the hockey game?

person 2: are the wild on?
person 1: yessir

by spicy cucumbers April 3, 2022