Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.

OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!

by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012

Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 31, 2011

Hobo-Kin

Hobo-Kin, is a term used to describe a member of a niche part of the furry fandom, in which the subject roleplays as a vagrant.

Niepas praat avec lui voor I est 'n Hobo-Kin

by BigBadBobJanGonnarapejoufamill May 7, 2021

Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.

Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .

by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023