Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature sprinkling her luscious juices on those damn dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleway, but now it's ruined. Damn hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

by ItsHardyTime February 25, 2011

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

Hobo-Kin

Hobo-Kin, is a term used to describe a member of a niche part of the furry fandom, in which the subject roleplays as a vagrant.

Niepas praat avec lui voor I est 'n Hobo-Kin

by BigBadBobJanGonnarapejoufamill May 7, 2021

hobo condom

its a black plastic bag that is coated with vasoline or other lubricating substance to promote safe sex among the homeles/poor

man dude last night i scored with a hot chick but i had no money so i had to use a hobo condom

by !gibby! May 31, 2011

Hobo-sexual

To sleep with people on a regular occurrence for a place to stay.

Oh wow why were you surprised she is a known hobo-sexual .

by Definitely not nikki November 23, 2023

Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019