an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.
by sigmasuprise125 November 23, 2023
A residential drug program for bobby's, crack rats, and fiends. A gross place you go to if you crack out a smoke or do other drugs while in a program. This place is located is in east bumblefuck Florida where it's hot as shit
by East bobbygut May 18, 2018
A game on Roblox taking place during the Napoleonic Wars, where zombies are rising from the ground, and a group of survivors from different nations band together to survive.
In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
In my opinion, this game is amazing and is highly recommended, it’s clear that time and effort was put into it, even bringing in foreign accents for different NPCs, such as Jean from the Catacombs.
Types of players in Guts & Blackpowder when you are being grabbed by a zombie:
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
Life infantry: Shoot with a musket/carbine/stab with sword/pike then abandon you
Officer: Shoot with flintlock or stab with sword
Seaman/Navyman: Zombie blown away by a blunderbuss/atomized by the nock gun
Fifer: *plays tunes while you get dragged to the floor and become an infected, just to get tackled by your infected zombie*
Sapper: Slice and dice
Priest: Kills zombie with a stake then spams blessing on you
Surgeon/Doctor: Kills zombie with a sword then spams medical supplies on you
Old Guard: Saves you while thinking you are useless
by Hkocurek January 31, 2024
A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)
Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:
by Chickenbird6 November 21, 2023
A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
by RealTalkGirl2020 March 09, 2020
A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 23, 2023
Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018