griffing

1. griffing, or more properly, griffithing, is the act of being literally, objectively, and certifiably insane and constantly sexualizing everybody around you, but espousing views contrary to who you are so you can get laid.

2. a f*cking cenobite head ass mfer

3. the kind of guy who hangs up a group call so he can go jork it, and by it, let's justr say his peanits

"Bro, did you see Zack yesterday? He's been griffing out for 3 weeks straight."

"Damn, bro, he should try getting bitches for 3 weeks straight"

by gobbledegawk August 8, 2024

Griffonage

careless handwriting, or illegible scribbling

student: "Mrs. Teacher, can you read my answer?"
teacher: "Student, your handwriting is such a griffonage, I can't read it."

by helldriving September 19, 2023

griffpatcher

Someone who comments on griffpatch's comment section.

Someone who might be a griffpatcher may comment daily on his profile.

"I'm a griffpatcher!"

by StarTheCat-boy on scratch :D October 28, 2023

Griffin

D1 Glazer
Like the best of the best
He will glaze anybody older than him

Look at that Griffin over there glazing all the upperclassmen

by LandonRhodes15 October 31, 2023

griffybit

a beautiful man that plays idleon

you sir look like a griffybit

by ghostofmk06 December 14, 2023

Griefarrhea

A sudden and massively explosive case of, diarrhea, being caused by an acute episode of grief.

To, hold up ..Robert's been blowing up the John with griefarrhea!!! All MF day!

Apparently failing the big exam didn't sit well in his gut.....Dat S#!+ be poring out everywhere!

S#!+ be ~STANKy!~ yo.

by SarCri1 January 7, 2024

grimfang

a furry, typically enjoys custom fonts

"I enjoy furries like Grimfang"

by anonymous November 25, 2023