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james flick onion goon

when james goons onions aggressively fall out of his booty and willy
james flick onion gooned everywhere
by goon maxer November 21, 2024
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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn
“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)
by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024
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Gooning

The act of dismissing or undermining valid criticism of a piece of media by accusing the critic of being dishonest, biased, or acting in bad faith, often paired with an exaggerated or uncritical defense of the media. Frequently accompanied by exaggerated claims that critics are “censoring” or that their critique poses a threat to discourse, this behavior is often used to justify retaliatory actions against critics.
Person A: “I think the pacing of this show is really off, and the dialogue feels unnatural. It’s not as good as people are making it out to be.”

Person B: “Wow, so you just hate fun, huh? You’re probably one of those people who’s just here to tear things down for clout. Maybe stop trying to ruin it for the rest of us.”

Person A: “I’m not trying to ruin anything; I’m just giving my opinion.”

Person B: “No, you’re just being a bad-faith hater. People like you are the reason creators can’t take risks anymore. Honestly, criticism like this is toxic and borders on censorship.”

Person A: “Okay, now you’re just gooning. I’m giving a valid critique, and you’re accusing me of bad faith to shut me up.”

In this scenario, Person B uses gooning to deflect the critique, accusing Person A of dishonesty and framing the criticism as harmful or toxic to the discourse. Person A calls out the behavior as gooning to highlight the manipulative tactic being used.
by Snarkitect November 24, 2024
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Syrian Gooning

A method of suicide gooning used to protest against Isreal.
Did you see the mass Syrian Gooning live on CNN last night?
by Diddy1888 November 24, 2024
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Romanian Flicker Gooning

Romanian Flicker Gooning is the act of masturbation over and over until you summon the Dacian Goon God. It is said that it came from the so called "Baragan" place which is located in the Danube-Carpathian zone. Ancient manuscripts provide us information that it was invented by the thracians about 2400 years ago , but sadly the art of Romanian Flicker Gooning was lost during the battle of "Golberi" in 73 B.C.E .
I used to be the national champion at Romanian Flicker Gooning !
by SaviAllDogs December 1, 2024
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van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
You’re such a Van de gooner!”
by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024
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