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Goon

by swyggyswag September 22, 2019
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Saggy Jowl Goon

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck
that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.
I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice
by B Real 97 November 21, 2025
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Chicago flicker gooning

When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
God damn those Chicago flicker gooning gooners there gonna flood the streets
by Not south side February 8, 2025
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Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker
by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023
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goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
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Gooning

1. Used to describe general tomfoolery and shenanigans amongst a group of younger guys.

2. Used as a term for extreme levels of male masturbation

3. Can also be used to describe a place where gooning of any kind takes place.
1: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

2: "Look at that group of guys over there. They're standing in a circle and just gooning!"

3: "Me and the boys are taking a trip to goon mountain, for gooning!"
by TacoJackson May 29, 2025
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