Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

The Google Cake is a Lie!

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

by panikovliton September 27, 2010

Via Google

A way to save face when you send a link to other people and don't want them to think you browse a particular website.

<insert miscellaneous incriminating link here> via google

"I added "via google" to the end of my sentence after I wanted to inform my friends about an internet meme, thus denouncing any claims that I browsed Reddit."

by Wormy the Magnificent January 2, 2012

ma'googled

When Google maps takes one on a wild goose chase of inefficient routing and streets instead of highways - or changes the route initially expected- often due to incorrect calculations about traffic time

Awww man why did we end up on this street instead of the highway- and we're now stuck in construction traffic! We've been ma'googled!

by JMG_Cincy_GoIrish May 19, 2016

Google

I went to google.com and searched google. I received 3.12billion results in .06 seconds, later my computer imploded.

dont google google im warning you


seriously...

by hypocritical bitch January 13, 2009

magic google ball

To use google to answer any question you might have.

I wasn't sure what to have for breakfast, so I asked the magic google ball, "what should I have for breakfast?" and the first link suggested french toast. It was so good.

by **Liz** April 25, 2008

Google Wave

A Google product that seemed like the best things from Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook combined, but turned out to be something that was only interesting during the time nobody was on it.

Google Wave was só 2009!

by Huskyr February 4, 2010