panty-fucking

Panty-fucking is a type of non-penetrative sexual activity, in which a male guides his penis in a sliding up and down motion in the middle of a partner's natal cleft, or more commonly the butt crack, on top of the panties. To optain optimal results, this act should be performed with penis as dry as possible for a smooth and frictionless slide across the panties. Style, shape, and material of the panty are all important. The panties should be of the full-back varity, bikini is best, although briefs serve the purpose aswell. Thongs and g-string panties are all but useless for the purpose of panty-fucking, due to the lack of surface area. Lace panties are out as well because of their rough surface. As for material, cotton will suffice, however the material of the panties should be something glossy, e.g silk, nylon, lycra or polyester, although satin , without exception, is the choisest material. Being sleek, shiny and polished, satin is unrivaled. The color of the panties is up to either one's own desire or the opportunity that one is presented with by serendipity.

Panty-fucking is the more sensual sister version of what is commonly known as outercourse, dry sex, or dry humping.

by jackknifed October 26, 2009

a huge fucking joke

accurate description of Urban dictionary

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

I don't fucking care.

Short sharp to the point! A conversation killer. It can also be a risky statement to make....infact i would say if your not a big powerful man or a funny/comedian type BE CAREFUL! To be used for really boring things or very annoying things, but its at your own personal risk you have been warned.

...the scene: its the middle of a dancefloor music is pumping....

Random no 1, to Random no 2...
" yea, i had a day."

Random no 2.
" I don't fucking care."......and then him/her just dances off into the night/day

Random no 1 is like
"1..2..3sec...wtf???".......shock, then anger or laughter if your cheeky and good at it.

Enjoy.....

by Teddybeer! July 3, 2011

fucking good

Something extremely good!

Ivan: Hey, William! How do you like our party?
William: Oh, it is fucking good, Ivan!!!

by SoopaBrainiac! April 19, 2007

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

fucking cigarette

The difference between a regular cigarette and a "fucking" cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. A Fucking cigarette, usually becomes a fucking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. A cigarette can also become a "fucking cigarette" when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.

I hate airports... you cant smoke on the planes... its been 12 hours now and if you'll excuse me im going to go have a FUCKING cigarette.

WOW dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you'll excuse me im going to pop out for a FUCKING cigarette.

by that one kid nobody knowS April 16, 2015

Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick

The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you

"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"

by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021