French Rimjob

Letting your partner grow the hair around his/her anus and then biting them off while licking the anus

I do enjoy a french rimjob every-now-and-then, but my wife isnt french so i have to wait a couple of weeks each time.

by Fuckered April 27, 2011

french fry faggot

French fry faggot: a slang term used to to make fun of a skinny queer.

The French fry faggot was caught making love to his boyfriend.

by Fluffy900 February 9, 2018

French Benefits

A term coined by French economist, Emil Minty, in 1983. Known as FRINGE BENEFITS in the United States, France adopted this mantra to celebrate additional employee benefits approved by then president François Mitterrand. By 1984, most management level workers in Paris and Marseille were given a company car, subsidized meals, and health insurance.

Pepe: Tiago, how is your new job as assistant manager of the Eiffel tower gift shop?

Tiago: Not great but I really do enjoy the FRENCH BENEFITS. Complementary meals at the Eiffel Cafe and a Fiat 500 company car after one year of service.

Pepe: Congrats, Tiago. Sounds amazing!

by Willis Kwok May 29, 2021

French Toast

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"

by WaffleMan January 18, 2013

Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

by Brett Casey November 21, 2003

French leg

to have ones legs spread to unnatural positions against ones will while being pinned by the wulf pack.

lets french leg jeremy (mehl) said chad

by WULF PACK July 29, 2009

felch putty

the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching

'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

by N North May 6, 2003