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Total Football

Derived from Johan Cruyff's theory of having a soccer team full of midfielders, that can fulfill all roles on a soccer pitch. It relates in this sense to not specialising in your current group of friends and diversifying and incorporating more people into a circle of friends. Metaphorically speaking, no specialest just a big group of midfielders, that constantly expands and grows.
We are going to have a Total Football weekend, inviting a whole lot of different people with the hope of everyone getting along and becomming friends.
by supergeesh September 15, 2011
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Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit
by go freo August 16, 2020
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footballer

super good american football player that excells in every aspect such as quick, hard hitting, intimidating, reads plays well, hits holes hard, stuffs runs, punishes recievers coming in the middle, and usually a team leader. What a beast on the field!
Wow, Ray Lewis is such a footballer!!
by devidev53 March 28, 2010
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chair football

OK, take ten-twenty people, grab a chair each and one football, spread the chairs in a circle and start. Standard real (i.e. English) football rules apply, and if the ball hits your chair, you're out. Play till last man standing. Repeat until you all collapse from exhaustion. Chair football copyright the International Chair Football Association. www.geocities.com/theicfa/index.html

I love you, Lucy Madison!
"We can either go to the Johnsons for pie or the chapel and play chair football."

"CHAIR FOOTBALL!!"
by Merlin September 17, 2004
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Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.
"Hey look at that guy, does he play football?"

"No, he plays sprint football, he's a pussy."

Sprint football is the same thing as grade school football, except played by non-athletic college kids.
by mjhater2010 April 30, 2011
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Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018
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Irish football

A non-viable, premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).
Pat: Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor: Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat: Why's that?

Connor: She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat: Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor: Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
by griffin_t_a October 16, 2016
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