Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.

“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”

by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023

Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)

I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Flower

Flower is what the new generation is calling marijuana in it's natural form

"Do you want to smoke some good flower?"

by Sj420 February 26, 2023

Flower power

When a girl has the ability to make any man cum fast.

Tyree fucked Jessica last night he didn’t last 15 seconds. She sure does have the flower power

by Cwaka waka March 13, 2023

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

by Death Menace March 20, 2023

I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.

John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"

by TroubledTrout56 June 8, 2024

Jamie Flowers

A big black fucking nigger that eats rice everyday and rapes little children

Jamie Flowers should go to prison

by niggasigma June 12, 2024