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fucked

1.Having no hope of success.
2.Utterly screwed.
3.Sexual intercourse-past tense.
1.)Wow dude, our team is fucked...
2.)OMG, the cops are coming, quick hide the stash or we're fucked!
2.)I got fucked last night. ;)
by cRaZy aZn December 28, 2005
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shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts.
So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.
Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight !
Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit !
Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out !
Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !
by Carcass (band) December 7, 2006
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fucked up

His face was a complete mess! It was totally fucked up!
by raymond October 20, 2003
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fucked

to use to describe total devastation
by CT money December 28, 2005
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fucked up

Joe: Dude, i was banging a whore at home when my gf came into the room! What do you think of that?

John: Man, you're real fucked up!!
by cockasucker October 16, 2008
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Faced

facedthe act of telling someone off or completely humiliating them. could also be defined as disrespecting or putting someone down. use goes very well with sarcasm. usually followed by scratch moded.
Guy 1: Ive gotten way more pussy than you have dude.
Masta J Hotness: Yeah but you fuck cats you sicko, ooh faced!
Masta J Hotness: Scratch moded.
by Jimmy T February 3, 2005
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totally fucked up

Being inbetween really really baked and being so pwned that you pass out, basicly with just enough consciousness to waddle around like a penguin on crack blurting out random words which have little to no meaning and certainly no relation to the imediate space around him/her. This would be the affect of some one either smoking a five hundred pound spliff or, more realisticly, a fuck load of weed.
"Man did you see that kid at Steveston park the other night? I meen, he was totally fucked up! I think he needs to get help.. "
by cheeched4life September 28, 2006
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