Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.

Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits

by pornami February 27, 2011

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.

Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.

by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Facebook Creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's/stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.

A person that does this often is called a Facebook Creeper.

Jon: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?
Paul: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping?"
Jon: "No, of course I wasn't!"

A few hours later...

Brian: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?"
Jon: "Dude, stop facebook creeping."

by Not a Facebook Creeper June 23, 2009

facebook whore

An individual, male or female, who randomly ads 'friends' to their account, despite the fact that they have never met a single one. This is done in a desperate attempt to make themselves look like they have lots and lots of friends, which is generally the exact opposite.

People are more likely to think someone is cool if they have a moderate amount of friends instead of hundreds (455 for example), since they're obviously a facebook whore.

by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx February 15, 2006

Facebook wank

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"

by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008

facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

by thust July 27, 2008

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012