Get the evan healymug. 
a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))
by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020
Get the evanmug. This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
Get the Evan Lynchmug. OMG! Look Dildo Dylan it's Mechanical Matt and Evan Doty. Or you could call them, small Chad and drastically taller Chad!
by bronchisourish April 4, 2022
Get the Evan Dotymug. Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019
Get the Evan montvillemug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the John Gowans as Ward Evansmug.