Chris Jamal Evans

Six-foot tall light skin black man who wears a gold chain, white t-shirts, tattoos and has a buzz cut. Looks fine in anything, preferably nothing😜.
He goes by daddy, donquavious, loml , Jamal, and most importantly “my man”
May bite you, but that’s fine with me😩

Chris Jamal Evans can come over here and smack this ass😻

by colemansslut August 17, 2021

have you ever heard of among us, gregory?

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

by Cosmq February 9, 2022

panic! at the everywhere

when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.

person 1: my mom made me go to the mall to the mall today, panic! at the everywhere

person 2:lol

by nomyweaknerdarms June 6, 2021

Evaristo

He comes off as innocent, kind, sweet, and shy, but caution. He is the biggest truest savage in existence. People with this name have no filters.

Friend 1: wanna play truth or dare?
Friend 2: yeah

Friend 1: I dare you to make out with Kevin.

Friend 2: damn Evaristo! You savage!!

by PickaFury October 9, 2016

best cry ever

A video that is utterly hilarious yet very saddening as it is of a elderly man who cries like a drowning chewbacca. It is from a show that originally aired on A&E called Intervention.
link:
youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

Guy : Did you see the best cry ever
Girl:Yeah I almost shit my pants watching that!
Guy:you are a heartless bitch! Yeah i did too.

by asgeaw4y2qaw37y3457y4r6754 August 2, 2010

Best I ever Had

That one person that makes you feel like nobody else does. Your happier with them and they make life better. You love everything abou them. They are all around better than any of the other boyfriens/girlfriends that you'v ever had!!

R: Baby nobody makes me feel like you do

B: aww your so sweet!

R: Fareal babe you my best I ever had

by 1-15-25 June 11, 2009

dead end evolution

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013