Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018

unsearchable search engines

Obsolete or as yet uncreated search engines.

Examples of unsearchable search engines include Betty/Jughead
Archie4Veronica
Betty4Archie
VvsB

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Software engineer

Brianna Wu

Brianna Wu is a software engineer

by Katjakaos January 12, 2017

Quirky Engineer

When you stick your dick inside a girl, right after your buddy came inside her, and you get his cum all over your dick.

The worst thing about a Quirky Engineer is that you get your buddy's cum all over your dick!

by Deeznutz091980 March 28, 2024

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.

After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.

by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022