emptycar

when someone thinks they are really cool, by buying a car that is way too big for someone their age, hoping it will get them some friends. it has so many seats-but no1 to sit there.

guy: nice car man, whoa u got like 8 seats!
dario: yeah i know
guy: wow, i bet u go cruising with people all the time
dario: no, no its an......
guy: emptycar? im sorry dude

(dario cries and runs off)

by tinytom January 22, 2007

emplants

Term used to describe worthless employees. Their productivity can be matched by replacing them with plants.

I manage a team of 5 emplants, sometimes I feel like I'm managing a greenhouse.

by TomSki August 2, 2007

Empathorexia

One who has a very limited depth or short-lived compassion / care for others can be said to be suffering from 'empathorexia'

Within minutes of ackowledging her husband was in great pain, she had put him back to work at the decorating - thus displaying her empathorexia.

by SS50 January 2, 2009

Emptious

Full of empty spaces; empty; void

1) My quarry on Tekkit is very emptious.
2) The emptious room felt soulless and dull.
3) Space, the final frontier, seems emptious, but is filled with many entities like stars, planets, and asteroids.

by Kubero October 7, 2012

emporer of the dust

A person who enjoys sleeping with very old people

What he slept with her, shes like 89! He's a real emporer of the dust!

by scorky May 25, 2012

empty headed fuck

A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.

You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!

jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf

by Curmudgeon2014 March 4, 2014

Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017