Dong

A 7th grade word for a dog and for a guys downstairs

Um... look at that cute little dong!!!!!

by Tacolady123 July 2, 2016

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

dong flap

A large amount of flab that covers the groin area.

I'm so fat... I even have a dong flap!

by FartVadR February 27, 2017

Dong Whiskers

Another name for male pubic hair.

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"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"

by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017

Dong bomb

Heimerdinger's stun/slow bomb

That dong bomb hit me so I'm dead

by Donger's bomb May 5, 2018

Dongchitis

Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.

Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD May 8, 2018