Dongchitis 

Dongchitis is an inflammation of the lining of your bronchial tubes, which carry air to and from your lungs. People who have dongchitis often cough up thickened mucus, which can be discolored. Dongchitis may be either acute or chronic and is usually caused by weighty consumption of malejaculate, where some or all of the malejaculate travels into the trachea instead of the esophagus.

Gus: *coughs*
Rob: "Wow Gus, that cough sounds brutal man. Do you have the flu or something?"
Gus: "No man. JP and I got a bit carried away and I swallowed his load whilst taking a deep breath in. Doctor thinks it's dongchitis."
Rob: "Brutal. What'd he prescribe? Biaxin? Advair?"
Gus: "Advair. Got the inhaler and everything."
Rob: "Gimme a hit!"

Dongchitis by Dr. Vysick Risling MD May 8, 2018

Douchitis 

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

Douchitis by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Bongchitis 

A term for a bad cough associated with smoking Marijuana.

Cough cough - The old Bongchitis is playing up again!

Bongchitis by Mr Rios D April 22, 2013

Bongchitis 

When filling bong with too much water and still smoking.Causing lungs to aquire droplets of water becoming bronchitis.

I filled my bong with too much water when i smoked. now i have bongchitis.

Bongchitis by IAtomskI August 17, 2014

Bongchitis 

taking massive bong rips and coughing continiously for up to 15 minutes.

Hey Brad will you shut up with your bongchitis. I'm trying to watch t.v.

Bongchitis by TommyBoy2010 February 3, 2010

Bongchitis 

The act of ripping a bong so hard you cough uncontrollably hard for an extended period of time.

jade was chiefin so hard she got the bongchitis, if you know what i mean

Bongchitis by Ms Frizzle Fry August 6, 2010

Douchitis 

Originates from Douchebag. Douchitis is a disease caught by many in recent times. Symptoms of Douchitis include wearing an excess of collared t-shirts at the same time, taking a picture of your abs or taking pick up basketball games way too seriously.

"Man, Chad just took his shirt off in a basketball game and nobody was designated skins."

"He has a sever case of Douchitis."

Douchitis by Jordan077 July 23, 2009