Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

Dolphins Fan

This species of man is what we know as the florida man. They are obsessed with the year 1972 because the Dolphins went undefeated even though they weren't born yet. They have naked pictures of Dan Marino that they jack off to every night and can't say Tua's last name.

Oh you're a Dolphins Fan? How gay are you for Dan Marino?

by Tallwer November 26, 2020

Fuck Dolphin

A fuck boy or jock that is at the beach or swimming.

Do you see those fuck dolphins over there?
Shouldn't you be at the beach with your other fuck dolphins?

by Sailorgurl August 8, 2016

Flying Dolphin

When one is eloping with his girl in the water and she then proceeds to queef so hard that she shoots out of the water like a dolphin.

My friend fucked this girl so hard that she did a flying dolphin.

by MrDanky December 31, 2016

dolphilfrass

derived from a man named Aaron Bingham of Keizer, OR. He made this word up when he was completely bored out of his mind. he does this all the time.

But the word dolphilfrass means ass.

"Dude, you're such a dolphilfrass."

by Warren G April 16, 2004

slimey dolphin

The coolest damn car ever!

We almost got killed while cruising in the Slimey Dolphin! Again!

by Joey McBeardface January 2, 2005

Dolphin KisS

Pull down your pants, ATTACK preditor by rubbing your ass on them, in the process yell "Dolphina"
p.s. To really piss someone off don't wipe ass B4 doing this....WARNING..in doing this the preditor may attack back!!!

OH my gosh...did you just see that person rub they're ass on the predator... thats called a dolphin KiSs!!!!

by bob dolphin July 23, 2006