Deathanol

A fuel made from corn used to displace gasoline usage and excessive oil importation from hostile countries. The corn used to produce Deathanol is not used for its traditional uses such as foreign food aide for underdeveloped countries. The end result is the trading of oil for human life.

My Hummer gets 10 miles per Ethiopian, and filling up with Deathanol is cheap!

by Rich_Lather April 16, 2008

Dead Arnold

When a guy falls asleep while he is getting "pleasured."

Girl #1: Last night was bullshit, Jake pull a Dead Arnold while I was giving him head.

Girl #2: Dam, that’s never happened to me, did u just leave him there?

OR

Girl #1: Has a guy ever passed out when he’s been “midthrust” with you?

Girl #2: Hahaha, no. Sounds like you got Dead Arnolded

by HeyArnold November 3, 2009

Dean's Law

Dean's Law states that in any verbal human interaction (usually a conversation, discussion or planning meeting of some nature), given enough time, the said verbal interaction will cease to be realistic and sensible, becoming ridiculous and usually humorous in nature, deviating from the plot and resulting in nothing being accomplished and time wastage. Usually an enjoyable experience.

In layman's terms, the plot will be lost and people will begin "taking the mickey".

This law encapsulates the entire human species independent of race, color or culture. Timing and the amusement factor, however, are directly related to the intelligence and attention span of the persons involved in said interaction.

This Law was coined in 2006 by Dean O'Farrell.

*** Dean's Law can also be used to illustrate that normal boundaries do not apply to a certain situation or discussion.

Bob: "I suggest that we get blue curtains, I think they will fit in well with the existing decor and color scheme."

Kate: "I agree, but maybe the red ones will work equally well"

Allan: "OK then maybe we should get one red one and one blue one?"

Bob: "Yeah that's a great idea, if we do that then we can get tons of small blue and red carpets too! We can put them on the floor and make the room look like a big checkers board!"

Allan: "Yes and then we can paint little blue and red squares on the couches!!Ha Ha!"

Bob: "ooh ooh yes and then we can change the lampshades to luminous green!"

Kate: "OK guys, this is getting ridiculous now. Dean's Law has taken over now."

*** "OK guys, head office has really given us free reign with this project, so let Dean's Law run wild! No holds barred!"

by onlyalegend February 6, 2010

Dean's List Dropout

- An indie band from the same state-loins that gave birth to Superdrag and 10 Years. Their style of rock is broad and varied, but remains coherent and intelligent.

- An individual who is incredibly smart but has no desire or need to graduate college, partly due to roots of an anti-establishment ethos.

I'll admit the guy is ridiculously good at what he does despit having never gone to college... he's a total Dean's List Dropout.

by Jenov September 15, 2010

dead roll

When you leave a bathroom with nothing but an empty roll and without any extra toilet paper.

Sorry man I totally dead rolled you. Let me bring you some more.

by 1073 January 2, 2014

deadbeat baller

A grown man who still lives at home with his mom , usually so he can have a baller type lifestyle because he doesn't have the normal bills an adult would like rent and or a car payment for example.

Tim basically does what he wants with his paychecks, he's a deadbeat baller to the fullest.

by the realest84 November 17, 2014

death press

When a person is making love to a rather massive fat person who happens to be on top. The unfortunate Bastard on the bottom cant escape and gets mercilessly crushed to death.

*Paramedics arrive on scene* "Damn i didnt know jim would die via the death press..."

by GeraldM December 5, 2016