Monchichi Demon

a short person who isnt short enough to be a dwarf of midget and is puportioned like a normal human being rather than short arms and legs with a big head, looks exactly normal except hella small (usually 5ft or so)

girl 1: ah! i hate midgets!!
girl 2: dude that not a midget thats a monchichi demon

by poprock November 19, 2009

Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.

Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you

by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009

Semen Demon

When you nut but miss your target and the nut flies across the room never to be found again, probably consumed by the Semen Demon

I accidentally nutted on my floor and couldn't find it to clean it up. I think the semen demon took it.

by K-91 September 6, 2020

Daimon

Homosexual

"ohemgee that's like so daimonnnn!"

by M4532098 June 25, 2014

johnny damon

cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.

uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.

i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily

he plays good ball though

by broseph April 20, 2005

Daimond

An incorrect spelling of the word 'Diamond'. Often applied by individuals with little to no education. Also those in a hurry.

"Those Daimond Iced Out Grillz should be arriving via Fed Ex today, yo."

by RosieG June 28, 2012

Semen demon

When a guy hasn’t nutted in a while and he starts to not think clearly. He’s possessed by the semen demon.

Chuck though about calling up his hoe x cause he had the semen demon whispering in his ear. After he spanked it though he knew that was a bad choice.

by DonRonRubio January 29, 2018