Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

catch feelings

To react in an overly sensitive way to a humorous comment that made YOU feel bad but made US rejoice in laughter on your account!

"Look at her catch feelings just 'cos I told her that the green shirt she has looks like puke!"

by Mary January 26, 2004

catch-22

In layman's terms it pretty much means "Damned if you do and damned if you don't" either way you're gonna get screwed.

Season 3, Episode 17: Catch-22
In the ABC TV show "Lost"by J.J. Abrams

Desmond can see the future and his latest vision suggests that his girlfriend Penny will crash-land onto the island. The vision also suggests that Charlie will die if he comes along with Desmond to rescue her, but Charlie must come along to make the vision come true.
(Season Three: Original Air Date: 18 April 2007)

by bubblybug May 23, 2007

catching feelings

1. To become emotional and aggravated against someone/something for some stupid reason. May result in 2 punches to the body.

1: Youz a bitch (jokingly)
2: Stop it! I hat ehwen you call me that! I'm not your friend any more!
1: Two for catching feelings

by bradddyyyyaaadig January 8, 2009

Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

Catch

A fetch(Cool) car

Mom can you please buy cute catch for my sweet 16?

Dude I can't believe your mom let you pull up in a catch at a party.

by kendal58 December 4, 2010