crack cookies 

any type of cookie that are so good that they become as addictive as crack, they do not contain crack, but they are amazingly tasty.

So Caitlin brought her crack cookies into the lounge today, and everyone attacked her for them, because they were so delicious.

crack cookies by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

crack 'n sack 

Slang term for a waxing procedure done on the male groin area.

Timmy the twink needs to get a crack 'n sack before his big date with butch Bob.

crack 'n sack by door2summer November 6, 2007

Crack Hour 

The hour between 4:30- 5:30 am when the crack heads (not just crack heads, also late night drinkers and pot smokers) are getting in, and the crack workers are leaving to be at work early, or catching an early train to work.

Neighbor 1: "Did you hear that crack head next door hit his mailbox last night coming in at crack hour?"

Neighbor 2: "Yea, I saw him stumble to his door when I was leaving for work."

Neighbor 1: "You're such a crack worker."

Neighbor 2: "Better than being a crack head."

Crack Hour by Mon-Star July 2, 2010

Crack Baby 

A child and or infant whom lusts for crack Rock and will do anything to get it. This often results in muggings, sexual favors, or possibly even organized hits on other Crack babies. The crack baby will stop at nothing to get it's fix.

Yo you see that lil' crack baby down the street? Asked me for a bottle of juice and a snickers bar. Trippin.

Crack Baby by FackFaceMcgee September 17, 2012

Crack Rat 

Someone who is behaving like a crackhead and a rat.
a) gross
b) unmannered
c) acting extra
d) annoying

1) “Why does she think it’s okay to be this annoying at 8:30am?”
“She’s behaving like a crack rat.”
2) Some people are such crack rats when they act out in public.

Crack Rat by cracktivity December 1, 2019

Crack Whore 

Often used to describe general dickheads who smoke crack.

Jemma you fucking crack whore

Crack Whore by Droffilctheoriginal October 9, 2005

crack babies 

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.

Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)

crack babies by jazzriff October 14, 2005