chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

by snotpilled February 22, 2026

chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu feet obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

by snotpilled February 22, 2026

Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026

Chronic Virgin

Somebody who is fundamentally incompatible with sex. This is either self imposed or due to their societal situation.

ugh, amy is such a chronic virgin

by freakbob88 May 1, 2025

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

chronic gum chewer

someone who chews gum all the time

Julia was diagnosed as a chronic gum chewer after she chewed 5 packs a day

by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025

chronically online npc

Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.

Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.

Human: What makes you say that?

Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?

Human: Why wouldn’t you?

Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.

Human: huh?

Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.

Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.

Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.

by Race relations October 31, 2025