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condotaminated

Adjective. To describe a once nice area now crowded with tall, personalityless, glass and concrete expensive condominiums. Potentially, the slums of tomorrow.
d00d Vancouver used to be great, but now it's just condotaminated.
by Slagathor April 21, 2004
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condom-nated

adj. the state of being covered or retained by a condom.
the boy's penis was condom-nated when he had sex.
by Daygona October 30, 2007
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condom

a hybrid insult it is a person who is 50% douchebag and 50% asshole
Valerie- Kevin totally trashed the party & then after all that, asked 4 my cell #. Raquel- o.m.g Valerie he's just a raging condom.
by raquelin May 8, 2010
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condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom
For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"
by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011
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condomnundrum

The moment of indecision encountered after opening a fresh condom concerning which way it should unroll.
Bill lost his wood while solving his latest condomnundrum.
by aLeXaNdEr September 8, 2014
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Condom head

When you wear a hoodie over your head and it gets a litlle tip, that makes it look like a condom.
Wow dude, you totally look like a condom head when you wear that hoodie.
by Wank-athon May 27, 2015
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Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.
Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.
by Naseknows December 13, 2009
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