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Clock

Abrir un programa que no querías abrir
Sinónimo de malclickar
"He hecho clock en el Autocad"
by megustaelagua November 8, 2020
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Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.
by Salmón. October 13, 2020
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.
Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.
by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017
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dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
by Dildoclock December 7, 2017
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Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split
did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough
by Superduperextra May 9, 2018
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