An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

by Ronin47 March 26, 2017

Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 14, 2024

Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017

Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.

**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.

by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016

Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional

-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.

by NuteeProf January 14, 2021

Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.

Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.

by Blue Collared June 30, 2011

clock block

The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.

Sorry mate I coudnt reply to your BBM because I had clock block

by BBMessy December 30, 2011