[fag] chair

1.The empty seat, chair, or stool between paranoid heterosexual males used so as to not look gay. 2.Any empty chair between two or more guys who are not secure in their sexuality.

"Dude, move over. Make sure you leave a 'fag chair' between us."

by slitherfth February 21, 2009

Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009

Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

by IL CAPONE March 6, 2011

Dentist Chair

The act of brushing (flossing, mouth washing etc.) while taking a fat shit. Most often occurs on mornings where one wakes up late and is in a hurry to exit the house for work/school.

Guy 1: Dude you're late, what took you so long?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I woke up late. I had to take my usual morning dump but I also had to brush my teeth and I didn't know which I would have time for so I utilized the Dentist Chair

Guy 1: You're a genius.

by Fat Lars December 19, 2011

rimming chair

A chair , or chair like object . One cuts the hole out of the base to allow for rimming .

Marjorie liked to make her guests comfortable during her Sunday tea parties .
Marjorie : "Oh good afternoon Penelope , please have a seat in my comfortable rimming chair and tell me about how that awful fishmonger tried to sell you salmon instead of trout "

Penelope : " Oooh Marjorie , what a lovely Tea party this is , my arse feels especially in need of a good clean today , and this rimmimg chair is most agreeable to sit upon "

by Hubert cumbuns March 1, 2014

canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

by Darth_bacon August 21, 2018

Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

by Marine2012 January 4, 2009